the pizza delivery episode of spongebob is 13 goddamn years old
it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight
where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone
because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*
|—||Hayley Williams (via travelhikepsych)|
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan “Su-Sein”
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A COUPLE OF 90-YEAR OLDS
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
when you accidentally type tis instead of its