i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”
like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
(via ohhowthemightyfall)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
(via misterpornographic)
when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
boys
(Source: bedussey, via dyedhairandunderwear)
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
(Source: phauux, via ohhowthemightyfall)