this heart.

tupacabra:

the pizza delivery episode of spongebob is 13 goddamn years old

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

fecloras:

Classic Mary

fecloras:

Classic Mary

The biggest lesson I’ve learned is, ‘It’s okay.’ It’s okay for me to be kind to myself. It’s okay to be wrong. It’s okay to get mad. It’s okay to be flawed. It’s okay to be happy. It’s okay to move on.
Hayley Williams (via travelhikepsych)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan “Su-Sein”

mishasminions:

NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A COUPLE OF 90-YEAR OLDS

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

miles-eggworth:

when you accidentally type tis instead of its

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